*insert static sound*

We will return to our regularly scheduled programming immediately after the Three Weeks That Are Making Me Realize That Giving Birth Wasn't That Bad After All are over and I can once again speak to my family without crying and shaking my fist while screaming, "WHEN am I EVER going to have TWO MINUTES to MYSELF?!?!"

Lots of blogging going on in my head, though. It's really too bad my computer isn't telepathic. Oh, the stories I could tell!