Because I need to know

When you eat a peanut butter sandwich, do you have to get up out of your chair periodically to dance and jump around? Also, do you feel the need to squeeze the peanut butter onto your fingers and paint pictures on the dining room wall?

Just wondering.

And I'm really really really trying to remain calm, as you can see by how I'm typing all...calm (screw the thesaurus right now). Because if my true feelings were to come out? I WOULD BE TYPING LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!! And banging on the keyboard LIKE THIS lwejro-9qqrj[92u4512j417 k1n5 109u501 po5mpou0=12451pk5\-1951515] 510oi5i !!!!!!!!!!!!

From 4 p.m. until 7:30 p.m. every night, I totally understand the fascination with hallucinogenic drugs. It's a good thing I'm stuck in this JAIL with these little itty bitty people who are slowly killing off every bit of sanity in my brain with each eardrum-bursting rendition of the Power Rangers theme song or else I'd be wandering the streets searching for a dealer.

THE END

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