Celebrity Smackdown
The top five celebrity tidbits that have enthralled me and/or disgusted me this week:
1. Paramount Pictures supposedly dumped Tom Cruise's film production company because of his "erratic" offscreen behavior. This news made me so happy that I must certainly be evil. However, Tom's production partner reportedly shot back a retort that TOM dumped THEM. Which is the Hollywood equivalent of I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I. In any case, I hope Tom doesn't find this all to be a bit...depressing. *gasp!* Maybe he should start stocking up on vitamins just in case.
2. Have I heard the song that goes along with this picture? No. Do I care? Um, no. Will I be clicking on this link all day whenever I feel the need for a jolt of joy? Hell to the yeah. Don't judge me. I love me some Justin.
3. Is Patrick Dempsey getting too big for his britches? "Said the [sic] obviously male [sic] source: 'Patrick may be a big part of the show, but it's not his show.' " Uh, as far as the majority of the female population is concerned, yes, it is. Show him the money!
4. This one calls for subcategories:
(a) Please tell me that Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook are not an item. Oh, Dane, please say this is just part of your new material...? You're going to segue into a Chicken of the Sea joke now, right? Right??
(b) Clicking on the "size" link in the lower right hand corner of the screen makes the picture quality a bit better. And it makes Britney's cleavage and belly a little less in-your-face, which alleviates the agida.
(c) Whoever said "You suck!" while Britney was talking deserves a Teen Choice Award.
(d) KFed's performance? (chorus) Some white trash flavor mixed with a little bit of Oh. My. God.
5. Supposedly, you can never be too rich or too thin. Until you can grate a block of Parmigiano Reggiano on your chest, that is.
1. Paramount Pictures supposedly dumped Tom Cruise's film production company because of his "erratic" offscreen behavior. This news made me so happy that I must certainly be evil. However, Tom's production partner reportedly shot back a retort that TOM dumped THEM. Which is the Hollywood equivalent of I-know-you-are-but-what-am-I. In any case, I hope Tom doesn't find this all to be a bit...depressing. *gasp!* Maybe he should start stocking up on vitamins just in case.
2. Have I heard the song that goes along with this picture? No. Do I care? Um, no. Will I be clicking on this link all day whenever I feel the need for a jolt of joy? Hell to the yeah. Don't judge me. I love me some Justin.
3. Is Patrick Dempsey getting too big for his britches? "Said the [sic] obviously male [sic] source: 'Patrick may be a big part of the show, but it's not his show.' " Uh, as far as the majority of the female population is concerned, yes, it is. Show him the money!
4. This one calls for subcategories:
(a) Please tell me that Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook are not an item. Oh, Dane, please say this is just part of your new material...? You're going to segue into a Chicken of the Sea joke now, right? Right??
(b) Clicking on the "size" link in the lower right hand corner of the screen makes the picture quality a bit better. And it makes Britney's cleavage and belly a little less in-your-face, which alleviates the agida.
(c) Whoever said "You suck!" while Britney was talking deserves a Teen Choice Award.
(d) KFed's performance? (chorus) Some white trash flavor mixed with a little bit of Oh. My. God.
5. Supposedly, you can never be too rich or too thin. Until you can grate a block of Parmigiano Reggiano on your chest, that is.
posted by Karen Thursday, August 24, 2006
3 Comments:
Nicole Richie is looking SO sick to me these days! BLECH! Someone get her a dozen pizzas for a month straight!
Ditto on Nicole.
And um, yeah, it's all about PAtrick Dempsey. Pay the man whatever he wants!
LOL I felt the same way about Tom Cruise. And I have to say I agree about Patrick Dempsey too! Love HIM!
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